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Valentine's Sucks Dicks Novelty Candy Display, 100 Count – Little Genie
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Feeling a bit cynical about Valentine's Day? We get it. This Valentine's Sucks Dicks Novelty Candy Display offers a humorous escape from the expected.
Don't let the pressure of romance get you down. This Candy Display is your perfect companion for embracing a more lighthearted, anti-romantic spirit. Each display features 100 individually wrapped mini-packs, making it ideal for sharing the irreverent fun or for a personal, defiant treat.
Why you'll love it:
- Irreverent Humor: A playful jab at Valentine's Day traditions.
- Generous Count: Includes 100 mini-packs for plenty of laughs.
- Unique Gift: Perfect for friends who appreciate a cheeky sense of humor.
- Delicious Flavors: Enjoy tasty treats with your dose of cynicism.
This novelty candy is for anyone who finds Valentine's Day a bit much, offering a fun and tasty way to express your feelings. It's a delightful treat for the lovesick or the love-scorned.
Quick Specs:
- Type: Novelty Candy Display
- Count: 100 mini-packs
- Vendor: Little Genie Productions
Embrace your inner cynic and add a dash of humor to your Valentine's season. Grab your 100 Count candy display today!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.
