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Funny Office Pens with Rude Sayings, 5-Pack Set – Hott Products
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Tired of bland office banter and predictable pens? Inject some much-needed humor into your workday and let your true feelings be known with these Funny Office Pens.
Don't let your colleagues walk all over you or mistake your quiet demeanor for agreement. These pens are your secret weapon to express those unspoken thoughts and create hilarious moments, turning mundane meetings into memorable ones. Imagine the laughter when someone borrows your pen and gets a dose of your unfiltered honesty!
Introducing the Pens Rude 5-Pack Set from Hott Products. These aren't just writing tools; they're conversation starters and mood boosters. Each pen features a distinct, bold saying designed to bring a smile (or a shocked gasp) to anyone's face. Perfect for adding a touch of personality to your desk or as a gag gift that's guaranteed to be a hit.
- Express Yourself: Bold, funny sayings for relatable office humor.
- Instant Icebreaker: Spark laughter and conversations with colleagues.
- Unique Gift Idea: Perfect for white elephant exchanges or office birthdays.
- Quality Writing: Smooth ink flow for everyday note-taking.
Who it's for: Anyone in a professional setting who appreciates a good laugh and isn't afraid to show a little personality. Feel: Playfully rebellious and undeniably funny.
What's Included:
- 5 x Funny Office Pens with assorted rude sayings
How to Use: Simply write as you normally would. Let the sayings do the talking!
Trust: Get your dose of office humor delivered. Shop now and make your desk the most interesting spot in the office!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.
