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Offensive Ballpoint Pen Set - 5 Pack Funny Novelty Pens – Wood Rocket
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Estimated delivery: Jul 15 - Jul 19
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Unleash your inner cynic with the Offensive Ballpoint Pen Set from Wood Rocket. These aren't your average writing tools; they're a statement.
Designed for those who appreciate dark humor and a touch of the absurd, this of Novelty Pens offers a unique way to express yourself. Each pen is crafted with a distinct personality, perfect for jotting down your most sarcastic thoughts or signing off on your most questionable decisions.
Feel the satisfying weight and smooth ink flow as you write. These pens are more than just a gag; they're a conversation starter, a mood lifter (or lower, depending on your perspective), and a testament to the quirky side of life. They bring a bold, unapologetic flair to your desk.
Ready to add some edge to your everyday writing? Grab this Wood Rocket exclusive set and make your mark. Perfect for gifting to friends who get it, or for treating yourself to a dose of delightful darkness. Shop now and embrace the wonderfully weird!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.
