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Middle Finger Metal Keychain - Large Novelty Accessory – Wood Rocket
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Estimated delivery: Jul 15 - Jul 19
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Tired of boring, forgettable accessories? Your keys deserve a statement piece that sparks conversation and shows off your unique personality.
Generic keychains blend in and offer no flair. You risk losing your keys in the shuffle or simply feeling uninspired by your everyday carry. Don't settle for dull when you can have daring.
Introducing the Middle Finger Metal Keychain from Wood Rocket. This large novelty accessory is crafted from durable metal and designed to stand out. It's the perfect way to add a touch of rebellious fun to your keys, backpack, or bag. Attached to an attractive 5" x 2.5" backing card and sealed in a polybag, it arrives ready to impress.
- Durable Metal: Built to last and withstand daily use.
- Unique Design: A bold statement piece that’s sure to get noticed.
- Generous Size: A substantial feel that’s easy to find.
- Attractive Presentation: Comes on a 5" x 2.5" backing card, perfect for gifting.
Who it's for: Anyone looking to inject humor and personality into their accessories. Ideal for those who appreciate a bit of playful defiance.
Quick Specs:
- Material: Metal
- Size: Large
- Includes: 5" x 2.5" backing card, polybag
Add a touch of irreverent charm to your everyday. Get your Middle Finger Metal Keychain today!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.
