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Funny Snarky Gift Bags 3-Pack - Kraft Paper with Ribbon – Wood Rocket
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Tired of generic gift-giving? Make a statement with the Funny Snarky Gift Bag from Wood Rocket.
This isn't just a bag; it's a perfectly passive-aggressive delivery system for your next gag gift. Featuring the hilariously relatable phrase, "Now Is A Good Time To Lower Your Expectations," it's guaranteed to get a reaction. Crafted from durable kraft paper and finished with a stylish brown ribbon handle, this bag adds a unique touch that wrapping paper just can't match. It’s the ideal way to elevate your holiday exchanges or any occasion where a little snark is appreciated.
Key Features:
- Unique Design: Bold, snarky message for memorable gifting.
- Quality Material: Durable kraft paper construction.
- Easy Carry: Sturdy brown ribbon handle for convenience.
- Perfect Size: Ideal dimensions for a variety of small to medium gifts.
Who It’s For: Anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a touch of wit in their gift-giving. Perfect for white elephant parties, office Secret Santa, or just because.
Specifications:
- Material: Kraft Paper
- Handle: Brown Ribbon
- Dimensions: 11 x 8 x 4 inches / . x
How to Use: Simply place your gift inside and hand it over. No need for tape or scissors!
Add a dose of humor to your presents with this Wood Rocket original. Shop now and make your next gift unforgettable!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.
