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Penis Bistro String Lights - 20 Battery Operated Lights – Little Genie
Penis Bistro String Lights - 20 Battery Operated Lights – Little Genie
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Estimated delivery: Mar 03 - Mar 07
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Tired of dull gatherings? Elevate your next event with a playful spark.
Generic decor can leave guests underwhelmed, and a lack of unique ambiance means missed opportunities for memorable moments. Don't let your parties blend in – make them stand out with a touch of cheeky fun.
Introducing the Penis Bistro String Lights, the perfect way to inject humor and sparkle into any occasion. These battery operated string lights feature 20 penis-shaped bulbs spanning over 14 feet, creating a whimsical atmosphere indoors or out. Ideal for bachelorette parties, birthday celebrations, or simply adding laughter to your space, these Penis Bistro lights are the ultimate conversation starter.
- Unique Design: Cheeky penis-shaped bulbs for a playful vibe.
- Generous Length: 14 feet of illumination to decorate any area.
- Battery Operated: Flexible placement without needing an outlet.
- Versatile Decor: Perfect for parties, bedrooms, or adding humor anywhere.
Perfect for couples and curious beginners seeking a tasteful, playful addition to their intimate moments or social gatherings. Offers a Gentle → Playful experience.
- Lights: 20 penis-shaped bulbs
- Length: 14 feet
- Power: Battery operated
Simply hang and switch on for instant fun. Keep clean according to material guidelines.
Add a dash of daring delight to your decor. Shop now and light up your night!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.
