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Realistic Penis Party Napkins, 2-Ply 8-Pack – Little Genie Productions
Realistic Penis Party Napkins, 2-Ply 8-Pack – Little Genie Productions
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Unforgettable Fun: Realistic Penis Party Napkins
Tired of boring party supplies that fall flat? You want to inject some serious humor and memorable moments into your next celebration, but generic decorations just don't cut it.
Don't let your party be a snooze-fest! Ordinary napkins won't spark laughter or create the outrageous atmosphere you're aiming for. You risk a forgettable event where guests are left unamused.
Introducing the Realistic Penis Party Napkins from Little Genie Productions! These aren't just napkins; they're conversation starters designed to get the party roaring. Perfect for bachelorette parties, bachelor parties, or any event needing a playful, cheeky touch. Elevate your spread and ensure your guests are talking about your epic party for ages.
- Hilarious Design: Realistic penis shape for maximum laughs.
- Quality Material: 2-ply construction for durability.
- Party Perfect: Ideal for bachelorette and bachelor celebrations.
- Complete the Theme: Coordinate with other Little Genie Productions novelty items.
Who It's For: Anyone looking to add bold, playful humor to adult celebrations. Feel: Confident, playful, and daring.
What's Included:
- -Ply Realistic Penis Party Napkins
How to Use: Simply unfold and place on your party table for instant amusement. Dispose of after use.
Shop Little Genie Productions for unique party essentials. Add these fun napkins to your cart today!
About Red Pleasures
About Red Pleasures
Red Pleasures is an Ottawa-based sexual wellness store built for privacy, comfort, and confidence. We curate body-safe products and keep everything discreet—from browsing to delivery.
We also donate 10% of sales to support women impacted by sexual exploitation, because pleasure should always be rooted in safety and dignity.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Discreet shipping: Orders ship in plain, unmarked packaging so nothing on the outside reveals what’s inside.
Processing & delivery:
- Orders typically ship next business day.
- Ottawa/local deliveries usually arrive in 1–2 days (when available).
- Exact rates and delivery estimates show at checkout.
Returns:
Because these are intimate products, we only accept returns on unopened/unused items in original packaging. Opened items are typically not returnable for hygiene reasons.
Your payment information is processed securely. We do not store credit card details nor have access to your credit card information.
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Is my order shipped discreetly?
Is my order shipped discreetly?
Yes. We ship in plain, unmarked packaging so it looks like a normal delivery and doesn’t reveal what’s inside.
What lube should I use with this?
What lube should I use with this?
In general, water-based lube is the safest all-around option (and is commonly recommended for silicone toys). If your toy is silicone, avoid silicone lube unless the manufacturer says it’s compatible.
How do I clean and care for it?
How do I clean and care for it?
Wash your toy after every use (and before sharing) using mild soap + warm water, then dry fully. Always follow the care instructions that come with the toy—especially for motorized or water-resistant products.
Can I share this with a partner?
Can I share this with a partner?
You can, but treat it like a personal item: clean between users and consider using a fresh condom over the toy when sharing to reduce infection risk.
Is it waterproof?
Is it waterproof?
Check the product details. If it says waterproof, you can rinse it more easily—if it says water-resistant, avoid submerging it. When in doubt, follow the manufacturer instructions.
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
What’s your return policy on intimate items?
For hygiene reasons, opened/used intimate items usually can’t be returned. If an item is sealed and unused, it may be eligible (policy rules apply). If something arrives defective, contact us—we’ll help you with the next steps.
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Do you offer rewards or extra discounts?
Yes—Red Pleasures offers Red Rewards and seasonal cart bonuses. If there’s an active promo, it will show on the product page or at checkout.

