{"product_id":"fuck-keychain","title":"Large Metal Novelty Keychain with Backing Card – Wood Rocket LLC","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTired of your keys blending in? Searching for a unique way to express your personality or gift something memorable?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eGeneric keychains are easily lost and forgettable. You deserve accessories that stand out and reflect your individual style, without adding clutter to your everyday carry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIntroducing the \u003cstrong\u003eLarge Metal Novelty Keychain\u003c\/strong\u003e from Wood Rocket LLC. This eye-catching keychain is crafted for durability and designed to make a statement. Attached to an attractive 5\" x 2.5\" \u003cstrong\u003ebacking card\u003c\/strong\u003e, it arrives ready for gifting or immediate use, neatly presented in a polybag. It’s the perfect way to add a touch of fun and individuality to your essentials.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurable Metal\u003c\/strong\u003e: Built to last and withstand daily use.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUnique Design\u003c\/strong\u003e: A standout piece that adds personality.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAttractive Presentation\u003c\/strong\u003e: Comes on a 5\" x 2.5\" backing card, ideal for gifting.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReady to Go\u003c\/strong\u003e: Packaged in a polybag for convenience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis keychain is perfect for anyone looking to elevate their everyday items with a touch of flair. It’s a simple yet effective way to make your keys easily identifiable and stylish.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's Included:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e Large Metal Novelty Keychain\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\" x 2.5\" Backing Card\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAdd this distinctive keychain to your collection today and carry your keys with confidence!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wood Rocket LLC","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46531474522263,"sku":"WR-KEY-002","price":23.75,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0641\/1740\/7895\/files\/WR-KEY-002_2e5814f2-364d-4e68-ad85-ec1aa56704f7.jpg?v=1767639811","url":"https:\/\/www.redpleasures.ca\/products\/fuck-keychain","provider":"Red Pleasures","version":"1.0","type":"link"}